How To Hate It
Who are you to sit here, Mongoose?
You silly swan, you silly diver.
I'm keeping your clippings and receipts in my underwear, isn’t that ridiculous? I’m obsessing
about windex and vinegar, isn’t that ridiculous too?
I'm sipping on animal cocktails like the queen of this shit.
You are inspired by yourself and the things you let slip away from you even though they're real
clingers, those things.
They really cling to you because they love you.
Every single person in here loves you and how ridiculous you are. Every single day I live is like
TV, but you only watch movies so let’s push this back another twelve miles.
I dedicate this mackerel to you.
I dedicate every job I've ever done and everything that has ever been hard for me to your
mistletoe teeth.
Ouch goddamnit, that would be my stomach that you're ripping into with your aggression!
This is my expensive skin, you asshole!
Die die! Burn it all down already, my celebrity skin will withstand anything.
